| ORIGINAL
AIR DATE
Friday, March 25, 2005 @ 8:30PM |
| Thank You News (2:20) |
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The Thank You News teams reports on Canada joins major terrorism exercise, scented bowling balls, cat eviction from Bangladesh hospital, chewing gum to increase breast size, Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to ban junk food from California schools, kids coat found with razor blades, Mel Gibson.
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| Easter At Neverland Ranch (0:20) |
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Easter Bunny has a special present for Michael Jackson.
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Ad Absurdum (2:39) |
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Commercials – CIBC, Fido Guy, Kit Kat, Crescendo Rising Crust Pizza, Swiffer Duster, Rick Mercer and Blockbuster. |
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Night Of The Living Harper (2:09) |
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Stephen Harper scares people into following his ideals. |
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Inside Sports Tonight (1:48) |
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Inside sports host Vic Taber talks about Toronto Blue Jays, Roberto Alomar, congressional investigation into steroid use, Jose Canseco, NASCAR, Kobe Bryant. |
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Stan's New Airline (1:23) |
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Stan’s new airline will help pick up the slack from the demise of Jetsgo. |
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Short Order Cook: Bird Flu (2:25) |
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A short order cook shares her views on the Bird Flu. |
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Bill Gates Knighting Animation (0:32) |
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Bill Gates gets knighted by the Queen. |
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Alan Park: Not The Official Story (2:24) |
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Alan Park rants about Jetsgo, potholes in Quebec, Lord of the Rings musical, How to tell you’re in a rut, Da Vinci Code critism, Paris Hilton, and Billy Joel. |
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The Hour: Martin's Speech (2:30) |
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George Stroumboulopoulos dissects a Paul Martin speech with the help of Jack Layton, Valerie Pringle and Melissa the fast food. |
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Knob Of The Week (2:30) |
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Conservative Party loose cannon Cheryl Gallant is the Knob of the Week. |
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Forest Couple Commercial (1:02) |
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”Halls Shotguns” taking care of annoying woodpeckers. |
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Charles & Camilla Animation (0:21) |
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Charles and Camilla get more than they bargained for when they hail a cab.
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