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Here's a Log of Targets So Far:

• TARGET(S): Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow
• AMMUNITION:  Weasel kibble, composted Toronto Maple Leaves, Edmonton oil, Pittsburgh Penguin crap, nachos and cheese (with extra cheese), leftover Jaromir Jagr teeth, from the Player's Union a generous serving of sports drink (steroids not included), hockey puck.
• WINNING VIEWER: Cameron Eliot, Rothesay, New Brunswick
• TARGET(S): Vladimir Putin and Viktor Yanukovych
• AMMUNITION:  Armed scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Alfonso Gagliano
• AMMUNITION:  Armed scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Spongebob Squarepants
• AMMUNITION:  Armed Scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Carolyn Parrish
• AMMUNITION:  Armed Scud Chicken

• TARGET(S): Canada's Insurance Companies
• AMMUNITION:  Slime, oil, sludge, shredded policies (with lots of fine print), tuna (well past its "best before" date because something seems "fishy"), lemon for flavour, a healthy heaping of Pepto Bismal (to help quell the sick feeling they give us), Kraft dinner (because that's all people can afford after paying their premiums), leftover fur from a weasel, Funyuns. WINNING VIEWER: Janet Swanson, Burlington, Ontario

• TARGET(S): George Bush, Donald Rumsfeld & Dick Cheney
• AMMUNITION:  Iraqi crude, oily just like our targets, cranberry sauce, candied yams, maqshed potatoes and gravy (to go with the three turkeys), Freedom fries (don't forget the ketchup), fudge (for the fudged intelligence reports), head lice from Saddam Hussein, maraschino cherry.
• WINNING VIEWER: Neven Humphrey, Ottawa, Ontario
• TARGET(S): Canadian Idol host Ben Mulroney
• AMMUNITION:  Armed scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Ray & Carl, the Blockbuster hamster and bunny
• AMMUNITION:  Armed scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Air Canada CEO Robert Milton
• AMMUNITION:  Armed Scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty
• AMMUNITION:  Armed Scud Chicken

• TARGET(S): Ex-Ontario Premier, Ernie Eves
• AMMUNITION:  beans for the bean counters, a dollop of sticky hair gel, some shredded car insurance premiums, toast (for what he's done to Ontario Hydro), raspberry jam for flavour, hospital food in honour of his support of healthcare and Gummie Weasels..
• WINNING VIEWER: Tamara McLean, Ottawa, Ontario

• TARGET(S): The New Brunswick Government
• AMMUNITION:  Engine oil, month old tuna because it really stinks, lots of slimy seaweed, a dozen rich and creamy Ganong chocolates, and some freshly shucked oysters.
• GUEST GUNNER:  Saint John Mayor Shirley McAlary.

• TARGET(S): Federal Minister of Agriculture Lyle Vanclief.
• AMMUNITION:  Wheaties (for not supporting the wheat farmers), a generous helping of clam chowder, gravol, rotten strawberries, liquid manure and all the trimmings.
• GUEST GUNNER: Brandon Mayor Dave Burgess and the 26th Field Regiment Royal Canadian Artillery.

• TARGET(S): BC Premier Gordon Campbell
• AMMUNITION:  Hawaii Pineapple (which blows chunks), crushed cocnut, a Hawaiin lei because Gordon may be saying aloha to his career, a souvenir t-shirt (ripped, of course), some ground coffee to sober him up, an extra large jumbo Mai-tai, and let's not forget the tiny umbrella.
• GUEST GUNNER: Harold, of Red Green Show (Patrick McKenna)
• WINNING VIEWER: David Corrin, Vancouver, British Columbia

• TARGET(S): President George 'Dubya' Bush (Target of 2002)
• AMMUNITION:  Iraqi oil (because he's determined to get his hands on it), a generous helping of Texas range fertilizer (he's got plenty to spare), some pretzels, some Scary-O's, small pox vaccine (just to be safe), Crawford Barbecue sauce to spice things up, and a sugar coating to make it all seem nice.
• WINNING VIEWER: Tom Donnelly, Seattle, Washington
• TARGET(S): Allan Rock
• AMMUNITION:  Armed scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Michael Jackson
• AMMUNITION:  Armed scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): The Candian Tire Couple
• AMMUNITION:  Armed Scud Chicken
• TARGET(S): Ontario Premier Ernie Eves
• AMMUNITION:  Armed Scud Chicken

• TARGET(S): Alberta Premier Ralph Klein
• AMMUNITION:  Oil and sludge, hamburger, Alberta beef, smoke stack residue, a puck from an Oilers home game, SUV emissions, a generous helping of Cream of Wheat (the breakfast of cowboys), whipped cream and a maraschino cherry.

• TARGET(S): John Manley, Lawrence MacAulay, Sister Lucille, Bush and Hussein, Scooby Doo
• AMMUNITION:  John Manley: Royal Jelly; Lawrence MacAulay: PEI Potatoes (a gift from a friend); Sister Lucille: Whipping Cream; George 'Dubya': Texas Barbecue Sauce; Saddam Hussein: Mixed Nuts; Scooby Doo: Alpo (the breakfast of champions).

• TARGET(S): BC Premier Gordon Campbell
• AMMUNITION:  Campbell's cream of turkey soup, a free medical check-up (to have his head examined), beans, civil servants' pink slips, soap, fish guts, one big mother onion.
• GUEST GUNNER: Colin Mochrie (Sgt Denise Danvers)

• TARGET(S): Olympic Figure Skating Judges
• AMMUNITION:  Rotten eggs, pond scum, some slime, Alpo,, quiche, bologna, salmon and maraschino cherry.
• GUEST GUNNERS:  Sergeant Ernie Parolin (Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry) and Sergeant Leigh Mathieson (Governor General's Foot Guards) from our Canadian Armed Forces.

• TARGET(S): Osama bin Laden
• AMMUNITION:  tomatoes, crushed videotape, falafel helper, some nutbars, goat cheese, bathtub scum, Kraft dinner.
• WINNING VIEWER: Benjamin Tank, Melville, SK

• TARGET(S): Nortel President, John Roth
• AMMUNITION:  Buckley's cough syrup, sour grapes, Kraft Dinner, shredded Nortel stock, shrimp, jello.
• WINNING VIEWER: Myriam Dostert & Dave Ellison, Vernon, BC

• TARGET(S): Québec politician Bernard Landry
• AMMUNITION:  Separated eggs, red rags, fruit loops, les French Fries, pocket French Dictionary, crazy glue, tomatoes, cognac.
• WINNING VIEWER: James Nowlan, Sainte-Marie-de-Kent, NB

• TARGET(S): The Fathers of Stupidity: Chrétien, Day, Clark, McDononough and Duceppe. (Target of 2000)
• AMMUNITION:  Cream pie, chocolate milk, quiche in a rich bearnaise sauce, "loser" crispies, porridge and mud
• WINNING VIEWER: Andrew Johnston, Nepean, ON
• TARGET(S): Survivor I winner, Richard Hatch
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Jane Stewart
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Britney Spears
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Toronto Mayor Mel Lastman
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Marty McSorley
• AMMUNITION:  Hockey Stick to the head
• TARGET(S): George W. Bush, Al Gore & State of Florida
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken

• TARGET(S): BC Premier Gordon Campbell
• AMMUNITION:  Campbell's cream of turkey soup, a free medical check-up (to have his head examined), beans, civil servants' pink slips, soap, fish guts, one big mother onion.
• GUEST GUNNER: Colin Mochrie (Sgt Denise Danvers)

• TARGET(S): Olympic Figure Skating Judges
• AMMUNITION:  Rotten eggs, pond scum, some slime, Alpo,, quiche, bologna, salmon and maraschino cherry.
• GUEST GUNNERS:  Sergeant Ernie Parolin (Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry) and Sergeant Leigh Mathieson (Governor General's Foot Guards) from our Canadian Armed Forces.

• TARGET(S): Osama bin Laden
• AMMUNITION:  tomatoes, crushed videotape, falafel helper, some nutbars, goat cheese, bathtub scum, Kraft dinner.
• WINNING VIEWER: Benjamin Tank, Melville, SK

• TARGET(S): Nortel President, John Roth
• AMMUNITION:  Buckley's cough syrup, sour grapes, Kraft Dinner, shredded Nortel stock, shrimp, jello.
• WINNING VIEWER: Myriam Dostert & Dave Ellison, Vernon, BC

• TARGET(S): Québec politician Bernard Landry
• AMMUNITION:  Separated eggs, red rags, fruit loops, les French Fries, pocket French Dictionary, crazy glue, tomatoes, cognac.
• WINNING VIEWER: James Nowlan, Sainte-Marie-de-Kent, NB

• TARGET(S): The Fathers of Stupidity: Chrétien, Day, Clark, McDononough and Duceppe. (Target of 2000)
• AMMUNITION:  Cream pie, chocolate milk, quiche in a rich bearnaise sauce, "loser" crispies, porridge and mud
• WINNING VIEWER: Andrew Johnston, Nepean, ON
• TARGET(S): Survivor I winner, Richard Hatch
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Jane Stewart
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Britney Spears
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Toronto Mayor Mel Lastman
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken
• TARGET(S): Marty McSorley
• AMMUNITION:  Hockey Stick to the head
• TARGET(S): George W. Bush, Al Gore & State of Florida
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken

• TARGET(S): Al Gore and George W. Bush
• AMMUNITION:  Sour grapes, tex-mex chili, mud, bald eagle feathers, quart of bourbon, car keys, gun powder, Charlton Heston's hair piece, apple pie and the Energizer bunny.
• WINNING VIEWER: Sohaib Bala, Oshawa, ON

• TARGET(S): Former Yugoslav President, Slobodan Milosevic
• AMMUNITION:  Rotten eggs, tomatoes, cocoa puffs, weasel bits, scum, scarios, snake helper, chocolate milk & pie.

• TARGET(S): Greedy oil companies
• AMMUNITION:  Beans, cheese slices, Coffee Mate and other edible oil products, rancid tuna (left over from the last oil spill), Alberta tar sand, unrefined oil and petroleum jelly.
• WINNING VIEWER: Aaron MacDonald, Halifax, NS

• TARGET(S): Human Resources Minister Jane Stewart
• AMMUNITION:  Rotten apples, leftover pastry, a handful of loose cash that was just lying around, bureaucratic red tape, slush direct from the Party fund, a dog's breakfast, and to top it off - Jello.
• WINNING VIEWER: Nancy Gardiner, Yellowknife, NT

• TARGET(S): Y2K (Winner of "Target of 1999")
• AMMUNITION:  Bugs, microchips and dip, can of Scarios, some donuts filled with Y2KY jelly, nutty peanut butter, and 2000 Flushes
• WINNING VIEWER: Tara Baxter, Winnipeg, MB

• TARGET(S): Pokemon
• AMMUNITION:  Taco bell dog

• TARGET(S): Ben Johnson
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber chicken

• TARGET(S): Ricky Martin
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber chicken

• TARGET(S): Jean Chretien
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber chicken

• TARGET(S): Alexi Yashin
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber chicken

• TARGET(S): Transport Minister David Collennette
• AMMUNITION:  Rotten eggs, sour grapes, shredded Onex shares, little plastic containers of semi-cooked chicken breast, one miniscule package of peanuts

• TARGET(S): I.O.C., led by Juan Antonio Samarranch
• AMMUNITION:  Rotten eggs, steroids, Ross Rebagliati's roach clip, Tuition Fees cheque for the university of your choice, one ounce of the IOC official perfume: eau du hooker, from Salt Lake City, salt and 2 scoops of raisins
• WINNING VIEWER: The Langdon Family, Guelph, ON

• TARGET(S): Québec Premier, Lucien Bouchard
• AMMUNITION:  B.C. Sockeye salmon, P.E.I. Superfries, East Coast Fiddleheads, Newfie Screech, Ontario Pennies, Québec Maple Syrup
• WINNING VIEWER: Jae-Suk Ahn, Montréal QB

• TARGET(S): Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance
• AMMUNITION:  Nuclear Furby

• TARGET(S): Jean Chrétien
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken, Pepper Spray

• TARGET(S): Jerry Springer
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken

• TARGET(S): former Solicitor-General Andy Scott
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken

• TARGET(S): British Columbia Premier Glen Clark
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken

• TARGET(S): Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, Ken Starr
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber Chicken

• TARGET(S): Conrad Black
• AMMUNITION:  Paper maché, alphagetti, a wet fish, a soupcon of silicon (in honour of Mrs. Black), Jell-o

• TARGET(S): Ice Dancing Officials (Olympic Target)
• AMMUNITION:  Lima beans, baked beans, kidney beans, luncheon pack, Canadian maple syrup, greasy bacon and eggs, Frosted Mini-wheats

• TARGET(S): Russia, USA & China (for refusing ban on landmines), paparazzi, Barq's guy, Hanson, Spice Girls, Howard Stern
• AMMUNITION:  Rubber chicken
• WINNING VIEWER: Yolanda Goodwin, New Westminster, BC

• TARGET(S): Canada Post
• AMMUNITION:  Overdue bills, stamp glue, sleet and snow, molasses, coffee grinds, beans, Kraft mini-marshmallows.
• SPECIAL GUEST GUNNER: Jann Arden

• TARGET(S): Saddam Hussein
• AMMUNITION:  Crushed nuts, runny limburger cheese, luncheon meat, yoghurt, goat's milk, oil, Fruit loops
• FINALISTS: Mike Harris, Aqua, Xena Warrior Princess
• WINNING VIEWER: Kelly Wheatley & Colleen Moore, Charlottetown, PEI

• TARGET(S): Cyberpets
• AMMUNITION:  Cyberpet food (dish of dog food), microchips and dip, cash, which you’re throwing away, and of course, our trusty chicken
• FINALISTS: Spice Girls, Marv Albert, B.C. Premier Glen Clark

• TARGET OF THE YEAR: The Premier of Ontario, Mike Harris
• AMMUNITION: School Cafeteria Fries and Gravy, Mouldy Hospital Food, Pink Slips, Alpha-getti (with half the letters cut back), Golf Balls, Sour Cream, Oatmeal, Fruit Loops, Spaghetti
• FINALISTS: 2000 Flushes Guy, the CRTC, Ralph Klein, Tickle Me Elmo, Candice Bergen, Dennis Rodman, Jean Chretien
• WINNING VIEWER(S): The Donkner Family, Thornhill, Ontario

• TARGET(S): The CRTC
• AMMUNITION: Bologna, TV Guide, Chips and Dip, Popcorn, Decomposed TV Dinner, Can of Worms, Jellyfish, Octopus
• FINALISTS: Doug Young, Candice Bergen
• WINNING VIEWER(S): Madeline and Bryan Donadson, Frankford, Ontario

• TARGET(S): The American Justice System: Scales of Justice/O.J. Simpson
• AMMUNITION: Mock Turkey, Bologna, Frozen Orange Juice, Leeches, Cajun Catfish, Robert Shapiro's Hairpiece, Uncle Sam Chicken
• FINALISTS: The Macarena Guys, Toronto Maple Leafs
• WINNING VIEWER(S): Tyler Ursel and Tyler Hudson, Forrest, Manitoba

• TARGET(S): Conrad Black, Michael Jackson, Don Cherry, The Five Big Banks, Canadian Tire Scrooge, Riccola Lozenge Guys, and for final shot: The 12 Provincial and Territorial Leaders
• AMMUNITION: Rubber Chickens, and for final shot: Turkey, Stuffing, Beer, McCain's Fries, Baked Beans, Mini Marshmallows
• SPECIAL GUESTS: Marc Jordan and Amy Sky

• TARGET(S): The Comedy Team of Mike Harris & John Snoblen
• AMMUNITION: School cafeteria food: chicken fingers, french fries & gravy, pudding
• FINALISTS: Canadian Airlines Board of Directors, Senate, Mike Harris, John Snoblen
• WINNING VIEWER: Joshua Paquin, Ottawa, Ontario
• SPECIAL CANNON SHOOTER: Miss Canada International, Danielle House

• TARGET(S): General Jean Boyle, Liberal Red Book, Rogers Cable
• AMMUNITION: Army Rations, Shreddies, Baloney, Monopoly Money, Tim Bits
• FINALISTS: General Jean Boyle, Liberal Red Book, Rogers Cable
• WINNING VIEWER(S): Ryhs Courtman & Matt Joyce, Crossfield, Alberta

• TARGET(S): Roberto Alomar
• AMMUNITION: Ball Park Hot Dogs, Mustard, Ketchup, Peanuts, Popcorn, Ice Cream Bars and Nachos with extra Cheese and Salsa.

• TARGET OF THE YEAR: The Royal Family
• AMMUNITION: Hospital Food
• FINALISTS: Lucien Bouchard, the five big banks, The Royal Family

• TARGET(S): Ralph Klein
• AMMUNITION: Brian Mulroney doll

• TARGET(S): Canadian Fisheries
• AMMUNITION: Rubber Chicken

• TARGET(S): U.S. Senator Jesse Helms
• AMMUNITION: Cuban Cigars, Sugar Cane, Broken Mambo Records, Rum, Cubanel Peppers... and Haggis
• FINALISTS: U.S. Senator Jesse Helms
• WINNING VIEWER(S): Joyce and Marlena Muller, Missanabie, Ontario
• SPECIAL CANNON SHOOTER: Jock McBile

• TARGET(S): Labatt's Beer Canoe Guys
• AMMUNITION: Pretzels, Salsa, Nachos, Chip Dip, Beer
• FINALISTS: Labatt's Beer Canoe Guys
• WINNING VIEWER: Stephen Horton, Whitehorse, Yukon

• TARGET(S): Lucien Bouchard
• AMMUNITION: BC Salmon, Prairie Wheat, Ontario Road Salt, Atlantic Fiddleheads, lobster, Mr. Potato Head (in honour of Jacques Parizeau)
• FINALISTS: Pizza Hut Guy (Calvert DeForest), CFL Logo, JoJo Savard, Lucien Bouchard
• WINNING VIEWER: Janet Henderson, Pointe Claire, Quebec

• TARGET(S): Cheese Guy
• AMMUNITION: Cheese Bread, Cheese Croissant, Cheeseburger, Macaroni & Cheese, Cream Cheese, Celery with Cheese, Shrimp with Cheese, Cottage Cheese, Cheese Doodles, Toxic Cheese Slices
• FINALISTS: Lisa Marie/Michael Jackson, Sarah Ferguson, Cheese Guy (TV Commercial)
• WINNING VIEWER: Greg Carey, Red Deer, Alberta

• TARGET(S): Former Canadian Prime Minister Brian Mulroney
• AMMUNITION: Sour Grapes, Skim Cream, Chili (Careful of the Kickback!), Mini-Mallows
• FINALISTS: Labatt's Beer Canoers, CTV's Sandie Rinaldo, Brian Mulroney
• WINNING VIEWER: Jason McCarthy, Grand Falls, New Brunswick

• TARGET(S): Barney
• AMMUNITION: Spaghetti-O's
• FINALISTS: Barney, Cast of Friends, Justice Minister Allan Rock
• WINNING VIEWER: Kelli Valleau, Aylsham, Saskatchewan
• SPECIAL CANNON SHOOTER: Ernie Coombs (Mr. Dressup)

• TARGET(S): "Fathers of Separation": General Wolfe, General Montcalm, Pierre Trudeau, Rene Levesque, Clyde Wells, Brian Mulroney, Jean Chretien, Daniel Johnson, Mario Dumont, Lucien Bouchard, Jacques Parizeau
• AMMUNITION: Separated Eggs, English Trifle, French Toast, Horse Buns

• TARGET(S): Québec Premier Jacques Parizeau
• AMMUNITION: Lobsters, Poutine, Split pea soup
• FINALISTS: Alberta Premier Ralph Klein, David Tsubouchi

• TARGET(S): Ontario Premier Mike Harris
• AMMUNITION: Pork & Beans, Cat Food
• FINALISTS: French President Jacques Chirac, Michael Jackson, Mike Harris

• TARGET(S): Julio Iglesias
• AMMUNITION: Caesar Salad, Pan Fried Haddock

• TARGET(S): Pablo Picasso Painting
• AMMUNITION: Kraft Dinner, Ketchup

• TARGET(S): Spanish Fishing Ships ("Bowling for Trawlers")
• AMMUNITION: Tuna (Chicken of the Sea)

• TARGET(S): Sharon, Lois & Bram
• AMMUNITION: Jelly Doughnuts

• TARGET(S): Stereo, playing Michael Bolton albums
• AMMUNITION: Chicken

• TARGET(S): Canadian Defense Minister, David Collenette
• AMMUNITION: Pizzas

• TARGET(S): Detroit Red Wings (fired by Doug Gilmour)
• AMMUNITION: Spaghetti

• TARGET(S): Map of Bosnia, Foreign Fishing Vessels, Robert Goulet
• AMMUNITION: Chicken, Barney, Coleslaw