Season 11
Episode Guide
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Episode 11-22: Friday, April 2, 2004 @ 8:30PM
Wendy Report
Wendy Report looks at Belinda Stronach, goat with Arabic birth mark, Scotland Yard's new scanning device, Myriam Bedard's testimony, Federal party popularity poll numbers, Alfonso Gagliano, Alanis Morissette sponsorship “Thank You” song, Michigan refuses Ontario garbage, Dalton McGuinty.
The Stankins Diet
Stan cashes in on the current diet craze.
The Greatest Canadian: Ben Mulroney
Ben Mulroney competes for the title of “Greatest Canadian”.
Grumpy Old Politically Incorrect Seniors
A couple of pigeon feeding seniors chat about current events.
FUV
The ultimate fun utility vehicle.
Alan Park: Not The Official Story
Comic Alan Park gives his take on the headlines.
The Greatest Canadian: Sue Johanson
Sue Johanson vies for the title of “Greatest Canadian”.
Confused Philosopher
The Confused Philosopher shares his take on life.
Suzuki Commercial
A son discovers spending too much time in the car with your mom will drive you insane.
Episode 11-21: Friday, April 2, 2004 @ 8PM
Dave The Cabbie
Dave the Cabbie rants about Condoleeza Rice, interrogating Saddam Hussein, smoking ban in Ireland, Supreme Court's pre-nuptial agreement, CRTC cracks down on airwave indecency, Sheila Copps on Train 48 and her kidney stone, Canadian spy plane crashes, Paul Martin, Richard Simmons slaps person, Rosie O'Donnell and Marie Osmond.
Governor-General Defends Spending
Governor General Adrienne Clarkson and her husband defend their extravagant spending habits.
Bush Picks A New VP
George Bush teams up with Britney Spears who demonstrates "Read My Hips".
Olympic Preview
Brian Williams and Terry Leibel preview the upcoming summer Olympics in Greece.
Notions: Ken Burns
Abendigo Winkler discovers, when it comes to making documentaries, filmmaker Ken Burns wears many hats.
Ad Absurdum
A commentary on the commercials you love to hate.
Mansbridge Interviews Stephen Harper
The many side effects of an anxiety medication are revealed.
Episode 11-20: Sunday, March 21, 2004 @ 8:30PM
Chicken Cannon News
Colonel Stacey reports on Liberal sponsorship scandal, Paul Martin, Toronto Police Chief Julian Fantino, John Kerry, George Bush campaign slogans, Wendy's employees take bath in dishwasher sink, South Korea leader impeached, Luciano Pavarotti gives final performance, Governor-General Adrienne Clarkson.
Sandie Rinaldo Interviews Ralph Goodale
Finance Minister Ralph Goodale's budget preview.
Jay Ingram: Nano Ants
Jay Ingram speaks to a scientist who has created the world's smallest computer.
Personal Sports Injury Lawyer
Zamboni chasing lawyer commercial.
Annoying Randi
Annoying Randi annoys a person while waiting in line.
Dave Broadfoot: Really A Canadian
Dave Broadfoot examines how a person can tell if they are a real Canadian or not.
Episode 11-19: Sunday, March 21, 2004 @ 8PM
Thank You News
Thank You News team looks at Conservative Convention, 1834 West Virginia hockey painting, Genie Nominations, VIA Rail, George Bush campaign ads, Passion of the Christ low-carb diet, John Kerry /George Bush, Britney Spear, gay penguins.
Murphy's Law: Bush
Rex Murphy comments on George Bush's campaign strategy.
Pants Computer
Computer pants – fun and functional.
Open Book with Mary Walsh
Marg the Princess Warrior host the show Open Book.
Giambi: Steroids
A New York Yankee's steroid denial.
Security Guard: ATMs
A security guard expresses his feelings about the downfall of human civility.
Anxiety Medication
The many side effects of an anxiety medication are revealed.
Conservative Leadership Convention
Stephen Harper and Belinda Stronach kiss and make up at Conservative convention.
Episode 11-18: Friday, March 12, 2004
News From Away
Jimmy and Shamus O'Toole report on woman finds 170,000 dollars, Toronto gang violence, Toronto police chief Fantino; Todd Bertuzzi; England's first internet parish; fossil discover, Belinda Stronach, Pete Rose, Jimmy's Martha commentary, airlines should weigh their passengers, Janet Jackson, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Movie Review: Passion of the Christ
A movie going nun reviews The Passion of the Christ.
Tracy Cashman: Business Report
Economist Tracy Cashman discovers just how impersonal banks can be.
Kofi Annan Visits Parliament
Paul Martin and Anne McLellan comment as Kofi Annan speaks to Parliament.
CSI: Conservative
CSI: New Conservative Party, a show full of stiffs.
Gagliano Interviewed
Alfonso Gagliano gives his side to the Liberal sponsorship scandal.
Sopranos Scrabble
Sopranos Scrabble – the board game that's to die for.
Dyer in Haiti
Gwynne Dyer examines Canada 's role in Haiti.
Copps Ponders Her Future
Sheila Copps sings the politician blues.
Episode 11-17: Friday, March 5, 2004
Dave The Cabbie
Dave the Cabbie rants about the Federal liberals, situation in Haiti, Hercules aircraft, water on Mars, Cab Driver Illustrated Swimsuit edition, NDP commercial, The Passion of the Christ, Mel Gibson, Bird Flu at Disneyland in Hong Kong, Alfonso Gagliano - Mydoom virus, Stats Canada collecting bodily fluids.
Beavertone News: Myriam Bedard
Biathlon gold medallist, Myriam Bedard takes aim at the former head of VIA Rail Jean Pelletier.
Hinterland Who's Who
In search of one of Canada 's rarest and most endangered species, the honest politician.
Billie 2 Willies: Tax Season
Tax tips with Billie 2 Willies.
Winter Break Travel Tips
An officer with the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority presents some travel tips for vacationers.
Concussed Hockey Player
Hockey player shoots for his 27th concussion.
Paula Zahn & The Bushes
Paul Zahn interviews George and Laura Bush about the topic of gay marriages.
Police Cruisers With Cameras
Newly installed police cams leave officers mugging for the camera.
Short Order Cook
Molly, the Greasy spoon owner shares her views on the Conservative party leadership candidates.
Episode 11-16: Friday, February 27, 2004
Farm Report: Avian Flu
Jake Taylor gets a bird flu update from a talking chicken.
Martin's Sponsorship Speech
Paul Martin's sponsorship speech – “I'm not a crook”.
Belinda & Frank
Belinda Stronach gets some election advice from her father.
Wendy Report
Paul Martin's sponsorship scandal, Bush's constitutional amendment on gay marriages, President of Haiti, West Bank security wall, Adrienne Clarkson's spending, Ken & Barbie split, Nova Scotia snow bomb, Alfonso Gagliano, Dalton McGuinty pledges support for Paul Martin, Belinda Stronach, Conrad Black, and The Passion of Christ.
Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me: Oscars 2004
Gilbert Smythe Bite Me gives Oscar the thumbs up.
Notions: Puppets Who Insult
A couple of Canada 's leading puppets give their perspective on Triumph the Insult Dog's use of the “F” word - French.
Episode 11-BO2: Friday, February 20, 2004
CDIC
CDIC - where your bed is your bank.
Canadian Tire - Baby Power Wash
The Canadian Tire Couple's newest product is a blast – The Baby Power Washer.
DragoDerm
A doctor licks his cross-dressing cravings.
Liza Commercial
Liza Minnelli is pleased as punch over her divorce.
Huckley's
The founder of Huckley's addresses a consumer's concern.
McCain's Kid
McCains French fry commercial parody.
iPop
New age gadget meets old age values.
HAG Insurance
HAG insurance - where a good husband is a dead husband.
Klutzes Hotline
It will leave you head over heels in love.
Hemorrhoid Guy
Fun with hemorrhoids.
Saturn Commercial
The world's most sensitive car salesman is pushed to his limit.
Tim Horton's Commercial
A parody of a Tim Horton's True Story.
Stan's Internet Baby Service
The joys of adopting an e-Baby.
Cell Phone Gift
The dangers of a car phone.
MasterCard Commercial
A father helps his son get ready to play hockey.
Sacre Bleu
Coureurs de bois paddle boat and peddle beer.
Outtakes: Hemorrhoid Guy
Outtakes from filming the Hemo-Blaster commercial.
Episode 11-15: Friday, February 13, 2004
Martin On CTV NewsNet
Paul Martin responds to the Auditor General's report.
Coach's Corner: 7 Second Delay
Coach's Corner's new seven second delay.
CIBC RSP Commercial Part 1
The banks new stop-working-at-60-plan leaves a husband and wife with many decisions.
Crazy Gene's Valentine's Day Love Outlet
Crazy Gene sells off some of his most cherished Valetine's Day gifts.
The National On Ice
Peter Mansbridge reports on Bush approves commission to investigate intelligence failure, Conan O'Brien, Michael Jackson. Belinda Stronach, CIBC executive David Kassie, new 100 dollar bill, Donald Trump, gay penguin, McDonald's new charity promotion, Texas women strikes oil in toilet, woman's chastity belt sets off airport alarm.
CIBC RSP Commercial Part 2
A couple bicker over their retirement plans.
Cuban Come To Canada
A couple of Cubans drive the high seas to Canada.
CIBC RSP Commercial Part 3
A couples retirement plans go from Provence or Tuscany to Timmins or Moncton.
Murphy's Law: Obscenity
Rex Murphy's breast alert.
Kenny G-Had
Middle East 's most popular musician – Kenny G-Had.
Episode 11-14: Friday, February 6, 2004
Throne Speech
Paul Martin's throne speech.
Klein Cow Cops
Ralph Klein's cow cops.
A Canadian Moment
The Air Farce donut crew talk about Groundhog Day, bird flu, Big Bird, Alex Trebek, Canada's spanking law, British Airways forced to cancel flights, Michael Jackson, Martha Stewart, Quebec stop signs, Nortel stock, mandatory retirement age, Carnival turns 50, Sperm Whale explodes, Belinda Stronach.
Bank of Canada: New $100 Bill
The Bank of Canada 's new $100 bilk-proof bill.
The 2 Minute Drill
A wrap up of the week in sports.
Crime Stoppers: Ken Thomson
Ken Thompson replaces his stolen ivory carvings with Blue Jay Bobble-head dolls.
Bayley's Commercial
A man in a bar discovers a glass of Bayley's packs a punch as strong as a jealous biker.
One Man's Opinion: Martin's First Week
A man critiques Paul Martin's first week in office.
Joan & Melissa Rivers: Parliament Opens
Joan & Melissa Rivers' parliamentary putdowns.
Episode 11-13: Friday, January 30, 2004
Newman & Belinda
Belinda Stronach spells out her campaign to Don Newman.
The National
Frozen weather man reports on winter conditions, Paul Martin's shipping company, Paul Martin canceling Iraqi debt; Quebec test minor hockey players for drugs; Advil Lavigne; Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon; Mars rover, Hana Gartner talks about RCMP raid of reporter's home, and environmental Canada report.
CBC News: Sunday - Flat Mark
Paul Martin's new best friend “Flat Mark”.
Murphy's Law: Bird Flu
Rex Murphy's Asian flu commentary is for the birds.
Morning TV: Wine Pill
Perpetually perky morning TV hostess discovers the joys of the new wine pill.
RCMP Speaks Out On O'Neill Raid
RCMP defends Raid-a-Journalist.
Episode 11-12: Friday, January 23, 2004
News From Away
Jimmy and Shamus O'Toole report on Belinda Stronach; Hubble Telescope spots Tony Clement supporter; Bush Administration handing out green cards; Mad Cow in Alberta; Victoria Secret store selling used lingerie; George Radwanski; Dalton McGuinty; to cold for mail carriers in Hull; new low-carb beer; Dalai Lama plans Canadian visit; WW2 photos on Internet; Canada's new colour coded alert system.
Ad Absurdum
Rant about stupid TV commercials.
Bush on Primetime
Diane Sawyer gets an ear full of sound bites from George Bush.
Layton & Copps
Sheila Copps discovers “she don't know Jack”.
The National: Mission to Mars
Peter Mansbridge on Mars.
Mother & Daughter
A mother and daughter share different views on life.
Martha in Court
Martha Stewart's trial denial.
Simon & Garfunkel Tour
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel reunite for the “I Need Cash Tour”.
Episode
11-11: Friday, January 16, 2004
CTV
News: Barrie Pot Bust
OPP
uncovers a pot growing operation at a former Molson's brewery.
Beavertone
News: Matt Sundin
A
fan exonerates Matts Sundin after being hit with his flying hockey
stick.
Dave
The Cabbie
Dave
the cabbie talks about postal increase, Saddam Hussein,
suicide bombers, Stephen Harper, Belinda Stronach, Tony
Clement, Sheila Copps, cold temperatures, Rosie O'Donnell
and the Molson Brewery pot bust.
CNN
Newsnight: Marketing In Iraq
Aaron
Brown interviews Britney Spears from Iraq.
Videopinion: Ontario's For Sale
Curmudgeon
mouths off about Dalton McGuinty selling off Ontario.
Stan's
Department of Homeland Security
Stan's
colour coded alert system.
Conrad
Black and Barbara Amiel on The Shopping Channel
Conrad Black
and Barbara Amiel shill for the Home Shopping Network.
Martin
Meets Bush
Paul Martin
and George Bush try the Tijuana two-step.
Episode
11-10: Friday, January 9, 2004
Crocodile
Hunter Apologizes
Crocodile
Hunter's baby bungee.
Elton
John's Corgi Tribute
Elton John's caring Corgi tribute.
Canada
Now: Mad Cow
Mad Cow drive-thru.
Wendy
Report
Wendy reports
on photos from Mars, Bin Laden on Mars, intergalactic Swiffer, Prince Charles,
Britney Spears, RCMP investigates B.C. politicians, worldwide web inventor
knighted, Brian Tobin separated at birth, Adrienne Clarkson in Afghanistan,
Vancouver snowstorm, British Airways, Alex Lifeson, Moose Jaw downtown burns
and Mad Cow.
Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me: 2003 Year in Review
Elizabeth Taylor and Liza Minnelli go toe to rehabilitated toe with Gilbert
Smythe Bite-Me.
Stavros,
The Espresso Drinking Greek: Earthquakes
Earthquakes and caffeine leave Stavros the espresso drinking Greek very nervous.
Episode
11-NYE: Wednesday, December 31, 2003
Rex
Murphy: Political Faux Pas
Murphy's
Law – Rex Murphy's year-end political review.
The
Score: 2 Minute Drill - The Year in Review
A year in sports in 2 minutes.
Iraq
Commercial
The
cost of George W. Bush's new Iraq.
Ebb
& Flo
Paris
Hilton gets a taste of some farm livin'.
Bin Laden Makeover
Osama bin Laden on Queer Eye For The Al-Qaeda Guy.
Ron
James' Monologue
Ron James
rants about middle age.
Crying
& Whispering
Ingmar Bergman's film of the New Conservative Party – Same old dog, new look.
Queen's NYE Address
The Queen celebrates the end of 2003 in traditional fashion – apologizing for
her family.
News
From Away
Jimmy & Shamus
report on Saddam's capture, Operation Iraqi Freedom, flu shots, West Nile Virus,
Ontario electricity rates, Jean Chretien's retirement, Jean Chretien's renews
his driver's license, Las Vegas tiger attack, Free Willy dies, Jamie Sale in
FHM Magazine.
Philosophy
with Robert DeNiro
Robert DeNiro swears by his philosophy of life.
Keith
Richards: SARS Concert
Keith Richards
relives the Rolling Stones SARS concert.
Thank You News with Perdita
Felicien
Track & Field star Perdita Felicien finds a couple of news hosts a real
hurdle to overcome.
Canadian
Tire Couple Visit
Television's famous
commercial couple brings their tools the neighbourhood.
Honourable
Member for Kicking Horse Pass
Dave Broadfoot
answers the most troubling questions of the year.
Chicken
Cannon Target of the Year
Chicken Cannon
is loaded with its year-end scud chickens.
Episode 11-WEB: Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Opening
Titles
Opening comments and titles from Air Farce's premiere television broadcast.
Candidates
Debate '93
Kim Campbell, Audrey McLaughlin, Jean Chrétien, Preston Manning and Lucien Bouchard
in a verbal slugfest for the highest public office in Canada.
Member
for Kicking Horse Pass
The
honourable member Dave Broadfoot makes his
first foray on the television series.
Mike,
from Where?
Mike
gets stage fright trying to discuss the election result.
Jock McBile
Jock vents
over Chrétien's cabinet, Doug Gilmour fighting and Kim
Campbell's Russian boyfriend.
Queen's
Comments
"Liz" comments on the paparazzi photo of Princess Diana in a Health
Club.
Paul
Martin Explains Books
Paul Martin
explains how to reduce the deficit.
A Canadian Moment
The donut
shop gang discusses the Olympic hockey team, Alan Eagleson's
indictment and other things.
Chicken
Cannon
The very first
appearance of the Air Farce Chicken Cannon.
Wendy
Mesley Interviews Billy Two Willies
Billy Two
Willies joins Wendy Mesley on "IMPACT" to discuss native
land claims.
Chicken
Cannon: Doug Gilmour
Fired by Doug
Gilmour, "He shoots, he scores!" at the Detroit Red Wings.
Jimmy & Shamus: Cod Watch
Cod Watching
and Conception Bay Loch Ness Monster Tour.
Sandi
Rinaldo & Saddam Hussein
Sandi Rinaldo interviews
Saddam Hussein about the Kuwait invasion.
Episode
11-09: Friday, December 5, 2003
Videopinion:
Christmas Radio
Curmudgeon
rants about All-Rudolph-Radio.
Billy Two Willies
Billy Two Willies introduces his new anti-smoking products.
iPop
New
age gadget meets old age values.
Marketplace
Christmas Toys
Stephen
Harper sets the record straight on his Party's homophobic
hang-ups.
Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me: Hosted Prime
Marketplace probes
Christmas' materialistic side.
Critic At Large
Critic
Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me takes aim at CBC's programming schedule.
Short
Order Cook: Air Canada
Ontario
's new Premier gives a sermon on the ninth commandment – Thou
shall not lie.
Thank You News
Greasy spoon
talk about an even greasier Air Canada.
Martin's
Surprise Visit
Paul Martin's
cross border visit with the Commander-In-Chief.
Episode
11-08: Friday, November 28, 2003
Larry
King & Michael Jackson
Larry
King gets wacko with Jacko.
Billy
Two Willies
Billy
Two Willies introduces his new anti-smoking products.
Dave
the Cabbie
Dave
the Cabbie reviews car bombs in Middle East, Canadian terrorist
suspect, CN buys BC Rail, Tony Blair on the Simpsons, Hockey
Night in a Freezer, Montreal 's toque wearing goalie, Paul
Martin, Dave's Christmas tradition, President Kennedy,
breast feeding in Burger King, political revolution in
Georgia.
Hospital
Checklist
Improper
medical sterilization comes under the microscope.
Notions: Cat in the Hat
Bat in the Hat author claims Dr. Seuss ripped him off.
Thank
You News
Eyewitness News anchors exchange news stories and thank you's.
Greed
Game Show
Conrad
Black and Martha Stewart compete for big prizes on “Let's Get
Greedy”.
Episode
11-07: Friday, November 21, 2003
SPECIAL
GUESTS: Jessia Holmes
Wendy
Report
Rex
Murphy and Paris Hilton join Wendy to discuss Chretien's
departure date, CFL expansion, Arnold Schwarzenegger's inauguration,
new diabetes treatment, Barry Bonds, Operation Arm & Hammer,
Saudi Arabia terrorist camps, Dr. Seuss, IOC okays transsexuals
and Conrad Black.
Liza's
Commercial
Liza Minnelli is pleased as punch over her divorce.
Bush
Visits Blair
Tony
Blair has some fighting words for George W. Bush.
Morning
TV
Old
age causes morning rage for a perky TV host.
Royally Punk'd
Prince
Charles gets royally punk'd.
That's
Hockey
Haley Wickenheiser
proves she's man enough to play with the ladies.
RCMP
Speak Out
The
Mounties always get their excuse.
Episode
11-Best Of # 1: Friday, November 14, 2003
SPECIAL
GUESTS: Jean Chrétien, Paul Martin, John Manley and Pamela
Wallin
All
Aboard The Martin Express
Paul
Martin's feet show their leadership qualities.
Man's
World: John Manley
Deputy
Prime Minister John Manley goes one on one with macho man Buck
McSweeney.
Chrétien
Due Date
Jean
Chrétien gets bitten by his own sound bites.
Venture:
Paul Martin
Newfoundland's
Danny Williams goes from cable king to provincial premier.
Anne McLellan: Gun Registry
Gun registration
for dummies.
Job
Creation Program
The Liberal
job creation program – passing out money faster than they can
print it.
Always
Right: US/Canadian Relations
Proof
is the proof is the proof.
Jean
Chrétien & Pamela Wallin
The "real" Jean Chretien makes a surprise appearance and is interviewed
by the "real" Pamela Wallin.
Paul
Martin Campaigning Man
Paul Martin
maps his route to 24 Sussex Drive.
Wendy
Report
Proof
is the proof is the proof.
Episode
11-06: Friday, November 7, 2003
SPECIAL
GUEST: Mike McPhaden
Chicken
Cannon News
Chicken
Cannon News hunting for Mike Harris, gay Anglican bishop, new
Canadian tourism slogans, Saskatchewan election, Madonna's new
children's book, Jean Chretien's patronage appointments, Wal-Mart & Sam's
Club, new Wal-Mart logo, Jean Chretien's possible early retirement,
One Colonel's Opinion – Will the PM step down?, Pope Daddy.
Satellite
Hotstove: Hockey's Future
Ron
MacLean talks NHL strike with a bunch of puck-heads
Gene's
Military Vehicle Outlet
Gene's
Military Vehicle Outlet – your one-stop military dealer.
Master
Irene & Life Partner
Feng
Shui queen Irene is dating a real chi-head.
Manley Economic Update
During
his finance update John Manley does more sidestepping than the
cast of Riverdance.
Abendigo
& New Diana Book
Princess
Diana's dental hygienist's new tell all book leaves readers wanting
to rinse and spit
Spaminator
Eliminate
unwanted computer Spam with The Spaminator.
Episode
11-05: Friday, October 31, 2003
SPECIAL
GUEST: Rochelle Wilson
A
Very Scary Chrétien Halloween
Jean
Chrétien’s Halloween handouts.
Kill
Bill C-250
The Alliance party targets same sex marriages in their new film
– Kill Bill C-250.
Jay
Ingram & Microwave Chef
Jay
Ingram speaks with a chef about riding the microwave to unhealthy
cooking.
Newfoundland
Premier Interview
Newfoundland’s
Danny Williams goes from cable king to provincial premier.
Starbucks Commentary: Car Insurance
High car insurance costs leave a driver with premium rage.
Meat
Packer Interview
Checking the pulse at the meat packing plant.
A
Canadian Moment
Donut
trio talks governments ban on cloning, Unite the Right, Stephen
Harper, mayor race in Toronto, Doug Gilmour, geo-magnetic storm,
wealthiest man in Russia, French thinner than Americans and Canada
Savings Bonds.
Alan
Rock on Spiritual Lite
Allan Rock goes fishing for an apology.
Episode
11-04: Friday, October 24, 2003
SPECIAL
GUEST: James Roussel
Harper
& Newman
Unite
the Right cheerleader Stephen Harper speaks with Don Newman.
Canadian
Tire Couple: Baby Power Washer
The Canadian Tire Couple’s newest product is a blast –
The Baby Power Washer.
Peter
Mansbridge In An Elevator
Peter
Mansbridge’s elevator newscast looks at the purchase of Challenger
Jets, Defense Minister John McCallum, flooding in BC, new premier
in Newfoundland, Arnold & George W., new George W. Bush action
doll, Sponge Jean Square Pants, Bryan Adams photographs Queen for
new stamp, new Bin Laden tape, and Pamela Anderson boycotts KFC.
Vatican
Idol
Up
and coming clergy vie for the title of Vatican Idol.
Bush & Cheney
George W. Bush & Dick Cheney discuss their 2003 election direction.
Disease
Control Lecture
Canada’s healthcares systems leave a doctor reeling in pain.
Train
48 Promo
Train
48 - drama on the tracks.
Same
Sex Marriage Boutique
Queer Eye For The Bride-To-Be Guy.
World
Series Post Game Interview
Fox
TV’s World Series coverage strikes out.
Episode
11-03: Friday, October 17, 2003
SPECIAL
GUEST: Jessica Holmes
Governor
Arnold
Gubernatorial
winner Arnold Schwarzenegger is proclaimed Head Goober.
Videopinion:
New Conservative Party
Man talks about the political merge of the Alliance and Conservative
parties.
Entertainment
Tonight
Perpetual
pepster Mary Hart debriefs Las Vegas illusionist Siegfried.
Chrétien
Tries Pot
Canada’s
new proposed marijuana laws have a mellowing effect on Jean Chretien.
Dave The Cabbie
Motor mouth Dave the cabbie rants about Bush targeting Castro, Paul
Martin targeting Chretien and Rush Limbaugh targeting his pharmacy.
Newsworld
Today: Dalton McGuinty
New Ontario premier Dalton McGuinty gets psycho with Nancy Wilson.
Off
The Record
Michael
Landsberg initiates jock talk with J-Lo, Romanian shot-put goddess
Gloria Scullcrusher and pugilist Jimmy “No Neck” Kolbassa.
Episode
11-01/02: Friday, October 10, 2003
SPECIAL
GUESTS: Marshall Button, Gary Beals, Craig Lauzon, New Brunswick
Premier Bernard Lord, Saint John Mayor Shirley McAlary, Saint John
MP Elsie Wayne, Rochelle Wilson
Saint
John Hellos
Roger,
Don and Luba greet their hosts with some thoughts about New Brunswick.
News
From Away: Saint John
Jimmy and Shamus summertime news report includes Kobe Bryant, Jean
Chretien, Elsie Wayne, Ernie Eves, Dalton McGuinty, Prince Edward
provincial election, Peter Mansbridges new beard, dinosaur finding
in Saskatchewan, Liza & David, Madonna & Britney and Ben
and J. Lo.
Lord
of the Dance
New
Brunswick premiere Bernard Lord stars in a new stage production.
Taffi
Concert
Children’s
entertainer Taffi entertains her fans in Saint John.
Stan's New Brunswick Tours
Stan explains his discount tours of New Brunswick.
Bernard
Lord Visits PMO
Paul Martin and Jean Chretien get a surprise visit from New Brunswick
premiere Bernard Lord.
Power
Failure Monologue
A
worker at the National Research Council explains the blackout of
2003.
Canadian
Idol
Host Ben Mulroney leaves Canadian Idol Gary Beals singing the blues.
Great
Cities of the World: Saint John
A
tour of Saint John reveals why it’s one of the great cities
of the world.
Sandie
Rinaldo: Mad Cow Disease
Sandie
Rinaldo cuts through all the bull while interviewing a bovine about
Mad Cow disease.
Billy Two Willies: Campfire Story
Billy Two Willies tells a campfire story about the ancestral fathers
of New Brunswick.
Chicken
Cannon News: Saint John
The Chicken Cannon makes sure, when it comes to auto insurance,
the New Brunswick government is covered.
Magnetic Hill
A
look at New Brunswick’s most thrilling tourist attraction,
Magnetic Hill.
Bobbing
for Lobsters
Air Farce partakes in a Saint John tradition – Bobbing for
Lobsters.
Lucien
(Marshall Button)
Special guest Marshall Button as “Lucien” takes a verbal
sight-seeing tour of New Brunswick.
Goodnight
Saint John
Roger, Don and Luba say good night!
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